Funny Names That Kids Give Everyday Things


This made me laugh. My daughter would always say "the next tomorrow" when talking about the day after tomorrow. To this day we still say that in my house. The Huffington Post put together a list of some of the funniest. And they are funny. Here are a few of my favorites. Enjoy. -Leigh Ann

  • “My 13-year-old thought it was ‘nuke warm,’ not lukewarm.”
  • “My daughter calls Wendy’s ‘the lady restaurant.’”
  • “My daughter called a head of lettuce a ‘salad ball,’ and that’s forever what we call it.”
  • “My daughter used to call a plain hamburger ‘airplane hamburger.’ It took me a while to figure it out since she had never been on a plane.”
  • “When my son was younger, we didn’t buy soda (Coke, Pepsi), so when we went to restaurants he would ask for ‘black juice.’”
  • “Pants = ‘leg prisons’ to our oldest.”
  • “My almost 3-year-old calls the bathroom fan the ‘poop wind.’And it will forever be called that in our house.”

Source: Huffington Post

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/funny-names-kids-give-things_l_5f83a0a4c5b62f97bac46df5?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZHJkYXZlc3VsdGltYXRlcHJlcC5jb20v&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAABtQggbfXYUgASRhOOCL3O6kTPq9Rh0lYiAhUUGAW2aV8em-uJY4Z43tN-kvSg5udi_-M1ZwUe4043gez5SRbKQEvEDucQ4n8DiLobnoKfPKOJCCRmW4DItwHku6nNSeXg1H5u2BOLw4CeJpZS2Rm9RDxL8-cNBAShELMfcu1X27