We can not make this stuff up. A woman bit a camel...on his private parts. Yes, you real that correctly. The camel owned by a Louisiana truck stop petting zoo was minding its own business when a woman traveling from Florida decided to enter into Caspar the camel's enclosure at Tiger Truck Stop. The woman told deputies the camel attacked her dog, but the sheriff's office said she had provoked the animal before it sat on her. She'd crawled under barbed wire to retrieve her pet.
Gloria Lancaster told officers she had to bite the camel's testicles to free herself.
Truck stop manager Pamela Bossier said a veterinarian prescribed Caspar antibiotics as a precaution.
So if you're ever sat on by a camel you now know what to do.