Frito Lay (headquarters in DFW) is looking for ways too keep Dorito dust off women’s fingers. The CEO of Doritos . . . who's a woman, by the way . . . just announced they're planning a new line of chips for WOMEN that will be less crunchy, have less cheese powder, and come in bags that fit in a purse. And the reaction on Twitter has been VERY sarcastic and unhappy.
See more tweets here.
Thank god because my fragile, feminine, woman jaw just about breaks every time I have a normal dorito. By the time I finish a bag, I’ve already been to the hospital 17 times for a shattered lady mandible! It hurts my girlish dainty hands to type this out, but thank you Doritos! https://t.co/sJJ2HsCWYJ— em 🌿 (@uhhmmily) February 5, 2018
What if Lady Doritos are just regular Doritos but when a woman buys a bag she only gets 77% of the chips a guy would.#LadyDoritos— Geraldine (@everywhereist) February 6, 2018
Way to read the room, Doritos. pic.twitter.com/xwWrsznZbn— Late Night with Seth Meyers (@LateNightSeth) February 6, 2018
Men: we don't know what women want— Piña colada (@mozarellaastick) February 6, 2018
Women: affordable hygiene pro-
Men: so mysterious
Women: affordable contracep-
Men: literally no one knows
Women: equal pa-
Men: Got it. Doritos for women.
Do women need special "Lady Doritos" that don't crunch as loud or leave chip dust on their fingers? The CEO of PepsiCo proposed the idea, and many people -- including Doritos -- are shutting it down. pic.twitter.com/EVOAVLVivA— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 6, 2018
No fan of gender specific marketing , but I kind of like idea of not having fluorescent orange @Doritos dust on my fingers. I know a lot of macho-men who’d like it too.— Ana Navarro (@ananavarro) February 6, 2018
Ok. Now back to #PresidentLoco, the Dow, the War of the Memos, DACA, Puerto Rico, + Russia, Russia, Russia!