When the ice cream van plays music it's to let everyone know they've run out— Simon Rusbridge (@SimonRusbridge) September 25, 2017
Daddy cannot hear when it is dark. Call mummy if you wake up at night.— Lee Cooper (@Leecooper74) September 25, 2017
Actually worked till my wife found out.
My kids wouldn't eat Brussel sprouts however, they cleared the plates of baby cabbages 👍👍— Gavin Heath (@geath81) September 25, 2017