George Takei posted this on twitter and it reminded me of my favorite joke in the history of the world. It is best told between lovers. Ask your significant other:
Do you know what the ghost said to the bee?
and when they shrug you respond by pinching their nipple while shouting
BOO! BEE! BOO! BEE!
This took me ten seconds to get, likely because I don't spend much time thinking about them. How long did it take... pic.twitter.com/BxwGfUy5pH— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) May 10, 2014